Mash

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Rossst.03 @Rossst_03]

Mrityunjoy Chakraborty, IIT Kharagpur professor:

"Jane Street pays a 22 year old $500,000 a year for one skill: turning uncertainty into a number you can bet on. that number is the first thing this professor teaches, and it is free"

this free lecture is the foundation every quant bot and hedge fund model is secretly built on.

before the AI, before the strategy, there is one question. what is the chance this happens, exactly.

get that number right and every bet after it is just math. get it wrong and no model, no bot, no amount of compute can save you.

Chakraborty builds probability from the axioms up, on a blackboard, in notation a 15 year old can follow.

Wall Street sells this as a $500,000 edge. an IIT professor hands you the source code for nothing.

[Mash @ki_ler]

@mehrotra_saket Interesting

[Dr. Biohacker @Dr_Biohacker]

Simple fix:

• Zone 2 cardio: 30–45 min, 3–4x/week
• Walk daily: aim for 8,000–10,000 steps
• Sleep: 7–9 hours consistently

More blood per beat = fewer beats needed at rest.

But even a fit heart can be damaged if the blood vessels feeding it stop working properly...

[Mash @ki_ler]

@vivbajaj @grok context?

[$@M @SAMTHEBESTEST_]

Sadly, this guy passed away before #Awarpan2 filming. Would have loved to see him reprising the same role in that scene when monks save Shivam #EmraanHashmi (The best scene from the film, IMO).

What a fabulous actor he was!
#AtulParchure

[Kevin Heintz | SalesBody @AskCoachKev]

16. The entire workout: leg press, chest press, seated row, lat pulldown, shoulder press, leg curl. 2-3 sets of each. Same six movements every session, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

[Mash @ki_ler]

@sandipsabharwal Big positive for RIL and Mukesbai

[Mash @ki_ler]

@VijayThk First job is to redirect it to another PS and tell the person it doesn’t come under their f******* jurisdiction

[Mash @ki_ler]

@_sameernigam @_RituSingh In unorganised retail do you think the panwari won’t pass on the transaction cost to the customer?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Life hack: Never give people the reaction they want from you. Play smart, and starve them.

[Mash @ki_ler]

@VishalBhargava5 @tehseenp He’s a pawn planted by ruling party to sabotage the cause it seems

[Mash @ki_ler]

@RanvirShorey If failure and miserable had a face it would look like yours man

[Mash @ki_ler]

@RanvirShorey Isse kehte hai thuk k chaatna. BKL must be having NDPS cases against him. Bootlicking not to be reprimanded.

[Mash @ki_ler]

@rishibagree Rishi bagri X
Rishi BKL ✅

[Mash @ki_ler]

@CAChirag @narendramodi Disabled CA 😂

[Mash @ki_ler]

@CAChirag @narendramodi Handicapped CA

[Mash @ki_ler]

@suritalreja It’s not the money it’s the AQI

[Mash @ki_ler]

@sudhirchaudhary Dale e

[Mash @ki_ler]

The trouble tax payers have to go through to claim ownership of their own hard earned money is miserable @officialepfo
It seems the benefits of AI/ML is only to enhance collection not disbursement. In the latter we are still in 1980s