Kiki Kiks

God is with me, I cannot fail!

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Most of these guys prefers a bad leader from their tribe than a good leader from another tribe.

This is our biggest problem ✍️

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Una see say these people dey mad!

Hire more sanitation workers, No!
buy more garbage trucks, No!
build more landfills and incinerators, No!

But the couldn’t hesitate to jump straight to enforcement!

The waste in my house has been piling up for months, PSP hasn’t come to pick it up and I’ve never missed a payment infact I’ve paid for a full year ahead. I live in Lekki o mind you, if they aren’t coming to pick up the thrash in Lekki for months it’s not far fetched to assume they haven’t picked up the dirt in Abule Egba in years, but sanitation police is the solution the army of halfwits in Alausa can think of!

Fucking idiots!

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

We need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters!

[M 🐆 @mattnkofo]

Terrible times for physical touch and quality time type people.

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

I’m kiss deprived, i need to kiss someone for like 3 hours.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Nigerians no gt united voice against anything

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[City! @dolapocarter]

Nigerians will only respect you based on money or perceived money they think you have

Absolutely disgusting culture we have here ngl

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇨🇻 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

Oko mi, please threaten me🤲🏽

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Manager: "ur leave is not approved"

Me with my data off;

[Apostle Emmanuel Iren @pst_iren]

Listen to guys like this and you’d understand Feminism.
In a world with men like this, women have to look out for themselves.

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

This is so depressing.