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[kia @kiaslock]

@haivaleriy THISTHISTHISTHIS

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arranged marriage 🐻⚛️ who spend their first night together and mitya is confused, almost offended, because valeriy won’t consummate the marriage — he doesn’t realise it’s because he’s just so, so small and valeriy is worried it won’t fit into mitya and he doesnt want to hurt him

[kia @kiaslock]

@audottir HEHEHE

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valeriy with dacryphilia and crybaby mitya⁉️

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@mityahearts ME TOOOO its so in character for him. hc he didn’t have any relationships prior to mitya so hes realising a lot of perverted things about himself but hes still not entirely sure how to deal with that

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🐻⚛️🔞
the first time mitya cried in front of valeriy was when he was completely overwhelmed by work and valeriy instantly bent to all his whims. he pulled mitya into his arms and agreed to let him leave.

that’s how mitya learned that crying would get him very far with valeriy—

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asleep warm and pliant and already half aware that he'd discovered something new in valeriy.

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in his mouth. valeriy followed right after, buried to the hilt, forehead pressed to mitya's while he shook through it.
afterward he cleaned him up with the same careful hands, kissed the last of the wetness from his cheeks, and held him until the crying fully stopped. mitya fell—

[kia @kiaslock]

i wish i could have three mitya’s for endgame content my life would be so much easier

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lohen wearing heels is so important to me

[Fut @booze0217]

ルカエン⚔️🔹

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@Shyest94 and after this mitya realises crying can get him very veryyyy far with valeriy. wait and that outside of a pregnancy context too…

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🐻⚛️🔞
mitya who’s trying his damnedest to get pregnant so he can get out of work for a good year with some luck.

his plan was airtight; the fatui’s maternity leave was actually kind of insane once he looked into it. get pregnant, stay pregnant long enough to be ruled unfit—

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@closertocomfort mitya don’t you know… sarge is always 10 steps ahead

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@dendectro FUCK EXACTLY

[♣️ andi ♠️ @closertocomfort]

@kiaslock mitya : i’m gonna baby trap him for time off
valeriy : I BABYTRAPPED HIM ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kia @kiaslock]

@haivaleriy BABYTRAPPING EACH OTHER🤤🤤🤤🤤