Andrew Kibe

Truth seeker

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

If you don’t get the hint you’re chased away like a rabid dog. Time ya orezo ku shine ime fika, ako na script and cannot share a podium with anyone. I thought this was obvious?

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Drama erupts as Farouk Kibet furiously chases Kisii Governor Simba Arati off the podium, defying President William Ruto’s attempt to intervene.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

If the CEO of Nvidia can be okotwad because of pudesh…whomst I’m I? Lakini zangu hao ma sharp boys wa Eldoret lazima watarudisha evun if I have to go to a mganga gaddamnit! Only difference between us is that he’s nursing a heartbreak and I’m not. As for me I just want to see their mothers wailing at the police station. Conning has no genda

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Why is prostitution illegal in Kenya? Isn’t it willing buyer and willing seller? But it’s your wives who are pushing for this, POKOs lives matter

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

KMTC ya Nyamira has the best talent of all KMTC’s countrywide. Si ni mimi nawashow

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

R. Kelly, Russel Brand, Bill Cosby, Michael Jackson, Andrew Tate are victims of the system. At that level of fame and success women throw themselves at you. Remember how your girlfriends were throwing panties and bras at R Kelly’s concerts? Fuck this world!

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Made a blunder this morning and contacted this fuckers ati waniletee gari. Wameniosha smart but issokay. Do not dare do business with them, in fact ukiwa Eldy do not do business online before you see the product

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Believe a woman at your own peril, uta pata ume shandwa haga. Married men are extremely jealous and none would accept this bullshit

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Mukefee is back

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

So let’s get this right, are we saying our women work more in corporate because they accept to be paid peanuts and can take all sorts of abuse from their female bosses?

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Have you noticed how all the bus stops in the mornings are just women going to work, wanaume wali kufa ama?

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

LIVE | SportPesa National Pool Circuit 2026/27 | DAY 3 | Circuit 1 – Eld... https://t.co/4spw8QBLBf via @YouTube

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Mbavu the hagarist

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Why are drugs illegal? If someone wants to fuck up their life ain’t that their prerogative?

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

My next Nairobi governor will be either Captain or Babu. But that Sakaja move or crossing to Odm was a master stroke. He may just have complicated issues kidogo for my 2 homies

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Two unresolved issues on my mind
1. Why hasn’t @_KasKazini uploaded the interview we did
2. Who made the posters?
Ni kiundu diabolical. Anyway, let’s meet jioni for my late night kamedy show where we leave all stones unturned

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

I want to congratulate @AliChiapo on making it in marriage for a whole 35years but my keyboard is stuck. I would rather go back to Sipili and sit on eggs till they hatch then go sell the chicks in the market and run to the nearest agrovet buy poison drink quickly so that I can die

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

The ground is HARD. That penetration looks like one I saw on tv in 2001. It’s plane to see that’s it all bullshit

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Happening this weekend in Eldoret courtesy of @SportPesa and @CUEvolution. Let’s meet at @XOTimba for another pool filled weekend.
Money matches kwa wingi so book me early

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Mbavu the destroyed and that ‘happily married’ guy wangoje kesho. Leo siwezi fanya show naenda ku dunda bila kudandiana

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

No nut November ime fika. Ladies act accordingly you only have tonight to collect.
#LindaMakei