Obed Kibet

Public Policy and Management,
God's child,
Kenya ni home 🇰🇪

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Long drives hukuanga pure therapy siiiet😃

[De Christian Life @DeChristianLife]

Getting the best out of your marriage for wives

[Gichuru_Njenga @iamGichuru716]

@cecemutheu @georgediano Freedom always comes packaged with risk. If you remove risk from the conversation, you're just defending a preference, not making a rational point.

[Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊 @Wealth_Pill]

As a man,

Your marriage partner remains to be your greatest;

• Financial
• Physical
• Emotional decision.

Marry wrong, and you'll suffer forever.

If you're still single, please open this...

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

Beauty will eventually bore you.

Submissiveness will please you for your whole life.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

women don’t know what indecent dressing is, till their housemaid wear it in front of their husband.

[ALASIRI MOTORS @alasirimotors]

How To Buy a Car In Mombasa

1. Do not come to This City Blindly without any references. Everybody is a broker once you tell them you've come for a car. Your interests are not catered for in such situations. Utashikanishwa na any car at first sight .

2. Never Carry Cash .

All Transactions are to be done through the bank transfer

3. The Best Showrooms are Pakistani owned. These Men are not greedy ! Their profit margins are reasonable compared to other showrooms.

4. Be on the look out for Vehicles that gave been in use by the showroom and put up for sale as new. Verify the mileage at the time of inspection with the current mileage in the Odometer

5. Never show too much interest in a car ! As much as you may have fallen in love with it (Ladies) . This only convinces the showroom to place a higher price tag on the vehicle. Always act like you aren't moved an inch by a vehicle's looks
6. Avoid Brokers who walk & stand in groups outside showrooms. Too many Interests combine for a single deal. 90% of the time your interests will not be at heart.
7. Do not Sign sale agreements or Pay without having a comprehensive look at the vehicle.
8. Ask for auction sheets to check on the grading of the vehicle you are about to buy
9. Service your Vehicle before Driving back to Upcountry . Change oil filters, air filters, spark plugs , worn out wipers etc. Do your identity and riveting of car parts before leaving Mombasa. Cars from showroom are a hotcake for theft. Fit Tracking devices too
10. Cars with mileage not more than 150,000kms are good. Avoid extremely low mileage cars. They are potential accident cars. Cars whose inspection point is UAE on the QISJ website are all accident cars
11. Leave early in the morning to avoid Night Driving .
12. Incase you make a stop over at mtito andei , be on the look out for car thieves. Most cars disappear at this point. midway into their journey to Nairobi

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This is how the ground is and it keeps biting itself

[The eFarmer @F_Kili]

Losing my brother has been the hardest thing I’ve ever gone through. I don’t know how to move on, but your memories will live on forever, Rodney.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

5K retweets Mr. Wang akuje kwa balcony, I know where to find him actually 😅

[Obed Kibet @kibet_obed]

@linetlincy 😄😄

[Cleland jr 🦍 @Official_clev]

If you’re consistent, this four products will change your appearance.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The Rich Guy's Humbling- Ilighulwa, Ilighulwa, Weeeeeeweee, Walighulaa Manyondoos!!

I fly planes & drive a cayenne (yes, that's how he liked to introduce himself) was the kind of guy who believed that his besha farifari was the answer to everything. Short, flashy & always decked out in the Bolo's designer suits, he had a reputation for boasting about how his money made him irresistible to women.

Every time he was with his colleagues at the yard, he'd pull out his iphone and scroll through pictures of expensive yatch and luxury vacations, with a smirk plastered on his face. “Women don’t care about looks or charm,” Jose Carmago the car dealer would say. “It’s all about the cash. And lucky for me, I’ve got plenty of it.”

His followers on X were tired of hearing about his dating exploits. “I could have any woman I want,” he bragged to anyone who would listen. “That’s why I date Cera- pure class and taste. She knows I’m the total package.”

In reality, Carmago had dated Cera, a sharp, curvaceous, stunning woman who certainly enjoyed the luxuries of life but was far more attracted to wit and conversation than to Carmago's gold-plated ego. As the days went by, Carmago spent more time flaunting his money and less time paying attention to his woman.

One day, Carmago invited Cera to a meeting he was having with a very oiled investor by the name "Tim" at a 5-star hotel along Mombasa rd. Tim was an unassuming guy, quiet, and more interested in finishing his crossword puzzles than in Carmago's endless monologues.

Still, he nodded politely as Carmago bragged about his latest aeroplane business and his “unshakable” relationship with Cera. Tim raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Little did Carmago know, while he was busy boasting to the world about his lifestyle, Tim had something much more valuable—genuine attention, wealth, a sense of humor, makagare kubwa & a willingness to actually *listen*.

Ladies & gentlemen, that was the day kitimbua kilianza kuingia Mchanga for our favorite car dealer. Aligongewa na sii ndipo, alilambiwa na sii mchuzi, alisongeshewa beacon from kiambu Rd all the way to Oyugis. Turns out, while Carmago was busy believing his money could buy loyalty & shumekiariing his online audience, Cera had fallen for Tim's down-to-earth charm and ability to make her laugh—a skill far more valuable than Carmago's Porsche cayenne.

As the reality sank in that hii imeenda, Carmago sat at his desk, staring at his phone, cutting onions as he listened to Dunia Haina Huruma by Bahati Bukuku. He realized there were no luxury cars, no private jets, and no piles of cash that could fill the gaping hole where his self-awareness should have been.

And as for Tim? Well, he didn’t need a private jet to sail into the sunset with Cera. A crossword puzzle and a cup of coffee were enough to become the chief of staff at kamariny wet stadium where pipe laying was the tender as far as horizontal engineering is concerned.

Our boy ni marudurudu tu anaona, UpTo date hajawai amini aligongewa msabwanda. He's in a relationship just to prove online heiraaas that he can pull hoes. But you can't tell a wounded soldier by his behavior. Months later after breakup, he's accusing Cera of liaising with his former business partner "Tim" to try to eliminate him.

Since the boy has refused to enroll for our September intake in Kalahari Desert University of Applied Sciences & Technology (K-DUST), we leave the matters to the Mugumo gods to decide his fate bcoz waligusaa Murimaa. Eloi, Ruto Must Go.🥹

[Geno @1Genostar]

ahhhh man what a week ��

[The Mara Nomads @MaraNomads]

And so the adventure begins! From the heart of Kenya, through the scenic landscapes of Tanzania, past the stunning Lake Tanganyika, to the wonders and majesty of Lake Malawi, Victoria Falls and beyond. We'll proudly fly our Kenyan flag high every step of the way! 🇰🇪

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

National Girlfriends Day is a day for female to female friendships. Not a day for that boyfriend and girlfriend thing, but a bonding occasion where women celebrate their girlfriends. I’ve been seeing tweets asking men to send their babes money and gifts, better don’t get scammed.

[Dhahabu Kenya @dhahabumedia]

Museveni is a Joke. 😂😂😂😂

[Obed Kibet @kibet_obed]

So true...#BBIReport

[Alex Muhangi @AlexMuhangi]

The British came armed with Christianity.
The Americans came with entertainment.
The Chinese have come with loans.

Kenyans have come with wrist bands, and they're going to colonize every last Ugandan. 😒