Darth Vader

MEDICINE. FORMULA 1.

[IG: ChulayoK 💪✨ @ChulayoM]

Buy a clear water bottle and stop fighting the school

[. @realgugo]

ugali pork imepatana na samsung A25 mbili.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Nabii. Nitapata dame lini?

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Mnaexpect logic from a grown ass man calling himself 'cat dad'.

[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

@dollydiphon @salimishmael_ It has actually improved bro

[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

Moi university is a pit of disappointments, I'm now in my 9th year of med school. Make it make sense
@salimishmael_

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing

stay hydrated.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Allans Ademba has mobilized over 1.6Million new voters to register for 2027. Give this young man a Head of State Commendation already.

[Quantum @AmbrosMr_]

Unacheka njugush na dem yako alienda kwa uncle yake weekend?

[LeBronce Jamie @IAmShannonAli]

I’m so sick of “eldest daughter” talk, like omg yall are 36. Go to therapy or standup to your fucking parents.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

"Get your fake news directly from me."

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Unapitwa na motorcade ya Murkonmen on top speed na sirens mnafikiria jamaa anaenda kudeal na threat to national security kumbe mshenzi anaenda kuiba shamba😭😭.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Please eat well and exercise. Goons are now board members of hospitals

[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

@Ndonglaw043 Stfu

[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

@marshalliah @Nyandia_G How many do you think can acess

[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

@Kalasinga_ Bei siku hizi ni 2500

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

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[Darth Vader @kibetkeith]

@muriaso @_mpekethu_ Link mkuu

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Dear Charlton Athletic,

Congratulations on acquiring the signature of Collins Sichenje. It is truly an honour for you.

As per the rich traditions and very serious football customs of our country, kindly take note of the following essential conditions for his stay and success:

1. He must start all matches, unless injured, suspended, or abducted by destiny.

2. Substitutions are strictly prohibited until the 85th minute or later, regardless of scoreline, weather, or common sense.

3. All official starting XI posters must feature his picture prominently — others may appear as supporting cast.

4. Any shot on target by him shall be recorded as a goal in official statistics.

5. Any shot off target shall be generously counted as an assist.

6. Should he score an actual goal, the UK Army is expected to honour the moment with a 21-gun salute (minimum).

We trust you will comply fully and look forward to seeing the club prosper under these perfectly reasonable expectations.

Warm regards,A Very Patriotic Supporter.❣️❣️