Mel Pearson (Parody)

That guy has his head up his ass!!!

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

So excited, my new shake weight came in today-really gonna put it to work #gainz

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

Nothing like a good old fashioned evening of board games with @joshua_rieger- snakes and ladders is our favourite #gobblegobble

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

Just made some kickass apple pie for dinner-hoping Bert has an extra slice!!! #fuckaroo

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

Some bitch almost T Boned me on the way to work this morning, some people these days I fuckin tell ya #wakeup #FUCK

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

I wonder what @RMcC9 is up to tonight. I ran out of dog food when he came over on the weekend!!! #woof guy has his head up his ass!!

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

Just grilling up some cheesy chicken for dinner!!! @jakefletcher_97 trying to make you trimmed up for the summer!! Fuckarooo

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

Just got home from walking laps and boy am I fuckin gassed! Feeling like and old fuckin bird right now

[Mel Pearson (Parody) @kickassMel]

I'm new to this whole Twitter thing so bare with me if my head is up my ass!!! #poundtown