Kick Ass Blaster

Chairman Emeritus of Kick Ass Blaster, Inc. Love to Blast.

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Blast on! 2017 preparations begin tomorrow. #kab2016

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Sunday morning features endless bagel preparation, horrible coffee. #kab2016

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KAB Board of Directors announces 10-year agreement with Abbey Springs, citing "fairness" and "steak sandwiches". #kab2016

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Late-night blasting wraps up the event. #kab2016.

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Post-dinner drink at Pier 290 distinguished by group of elderly women checking out Blasters as we ordered drinks at the bar. #kab2016.

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KAB XI named "Most Romantic Ever", slightly edging out the year Silk/Tim "adjourned to the pier". #kab2016

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Ryno organizes Cafe Calamari dinner. Despite early doubts, meal ranks among KAB's all-tme best. #kab2016

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Chad shows "lightower power" in unforgettable Wiffle Ball HR Derby display. #kabk2016, highlighting memorable Saturday intermissions.

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Hopper arrives, wows participants with batting prowess in wiffle ball tourney during intermission. #kab2016

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Carne asada sandwiches predominate in relaxing awards ceremony, funded largely by Kevin. #kab2016.

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Silker hits gutty, uphill, 4.5-footer to close Scramble Title in front of a raucous gallery, urging him to choke. #kab2016

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Scramble results: JRB3/MD/Chris (+10), Stick/Ryno/Chad (best-ball, +4), Tim/Silker/Schnepff (+3). Stunning title for underdogs. #kab2016

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Saturday morning: Silker breakfast sandwiches. Actual time to get to Abbey Springs. Punishing hangovers mainly absent. #kab2016

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KAB XI recap (for posterity): Friday Hawk's View followed by full-night intermission at GN house. Bed situation poor, otherwise, Blaster.

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All participants are paid in full on Sunday afternoon. Even John paid Ryno the $40 he owed him. #blessed #kab2016

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#kab2016 regarded as "highly successful" by Board of Directors. Bonues, promotions likely. Reserve funds increase by 2.1%

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Staff are looking into check-in times and other lodging issues today. Will update you here when more is known. #kab2016

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We have tentative (and predictable) 4-somes slated for Friday. These can't be publicized until local sports pages are notified. #kab2016.

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BREAKFAST will be served at Geneva National before leaving for golf Saturday morning. #kab2016.

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You must use 2 tee shots for each member on each 9. #kab2016