j-name man

joe | he/him | 23 | don’t be fucking rude !

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

happy 1yr freedom anniversary to me !! cheers to never letting an angry man into my house again !!

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

my chef sent me home with a MASSIVE cut of meat accidentally sent to the restaurant that we couldn’t use :,)

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

this is the other side you people were talking about huh

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

i frickin love the beach and my friends and being sexy with my friends

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

B L O N D E R.

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

U H M.

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

Ready to rock. #CampRock3 premieres this August on Disney+ and Disney Channel.

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

hey toronto if you lost your small pet bird yesterday dw, my chef has him

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

london pisses but they keep getting worse

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

never should have dated me if you weren’t cool w being the ugly ex

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

i SAID this WILL be the LAST FALSE SPRING !!

[mimi 🌊 @mollym1m1]

submissive in the way a guard dog is submissive

[aura ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

may 2026 be your most lezzed out year yet <3

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

1) lost my fluffy scarf
2) not xmas, but a white boxing day
3) she’s practicing being a statue
4) first time jump starting a car

[nell ✰ @hollndrs]

SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU

[russianbiker @russianbikerr]

the concept of being more excited for episode 6 of heated rivalry than christmas

[j-name man @kickcrushedcans]

NOTICE: local twinks becoming jocks are available for hire in your area !!

[mary @themorgulblade]

F.A.G. redbull acquired

[FATHER NATURE🧌🌳 @transnymphodite]

that tdick be biblical