Mike Roth

Principal Level Designer @gearboxofficial

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

Why is it I always find every single cable - cables I didn’t know I still had - before finding the cable I need?

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@SCHDETF A small portion of my portfolio are these funds. For a younger/newer investor, they do 2 things:

1) Knowing these aren’t ideal, the monthly divy motivates you to continue to learn about ‘real’ investing.
2) Turn drip off and use the income to fund other investments. Forces DCA.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

ABCDEFGFGFGFGFGABCMOPPPPPPIceCreamIceCreamABCD
-The Alphabet according to my 2 yr old

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@newstart_2024 I read this whole thing thinking it was Dave Ramsey’s take and thinking, “huh, finance guy has some astute thoughts on restaurant economics.”
Gordon makes more sense 😆

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

The new Star Fox remake brings the old box art to life. I’m all about it, let’s goooo!
(Here’s hoping the N64 Zelda’s get the same treatment)

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@ShitpostRock Wording matters. Not “+20 attack damage,” it’s “+20 damage per hit”? So,
Hit 1: +20
Hit 2: +40
Hit 3: +60
…

I’m picking that one if only to see if the devs have a sense of humor 😆

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

BREAKING: Outrageous take.

Few understand this.
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[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@MLFootball Peyton Manning is still alive and I might be dyslexic.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

AI is a travesty. Now I don’t believe anything I see or read on the internet.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

Windows 11 needs a “flush all tooltips” command. Tooltips are fine, but sometimes they get stuck on my screen and the only way to clear them is a restart. Annoying.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@SCHDETF I was just followed by a bogus SCHDETF account the other day. So bizarre.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

Why is Microsoft able to force everyone to buy a new computer?

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@SCHDETF Oh cool. Thank you. I’ll look into those. I’ve been happy with $VIG as a compliment to $SCHD.
$FDVV has an expense ratio on the higher end of what I’m comfortable with.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@j00ny369T Mental visualization helps immensely with my job. It also helps replay awkward moments from decades ago in crispy clear 4K HDR Dolby Atmos quality in my mind.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@SandyofCthulhu No, streaming era, S1 would have a ridiculous budget and be completely Dracula surfing. S2, the budget would halve, Dracula would still surf, but be talking drama 50% of the time. When season 3 rolls around, you’d saying things like, “remember when The Witcher fought monsters?”

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@SparkingFIRENC I enjoy high yielding covered call funds. Monthly dividends are extremely motivating. I’d never let them go beyond 10% of my overall portfolio, though.

[Mike Roth @kickinstuff13]

@DevotedDividend Compared to $SCHD and $VIG, the expense ratio on $FDVV is quite high.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

A strange part of adulthood that no one talks about, is were all homesick for a place and time that no longer exists, and that we can never revisit.