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morning affirmation: I am the victim

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[mac @booommac]

My hot dog is RED
My sunburn is RED
My jersey is RED
Canes in six

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 @subpargarbage]

finally back from the drs with my diagnosis

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

I paid 95 bucks to fill my tank today and it definitely wasn’t Jimmy Kimmels fault

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

[alex 🐻 @bruinsakgae]

i don't wanna meet my partner on a dating app i wanna meet them the natural way at a bar yelling at the tv because our sports team is playing like shit

[doxie @doxie_gay]

I think minimum wage should be 1500 dollars an hour plus two drugs of your choice

[☔ @Whotfismick]

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

[taoki @justalexoki]

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar