KicknWings

I'm just a girl staring at my phone trying not to fall down.

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Right now there are two kinds of people in world. Those kind & That kind. When are we going to wake up to realize we are all the same kind..

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Well...that didn't taste like pumpkin spice at all!!

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Ok people sending DMs that there are rumors about me...I know!! Maybe I started them...maybe I didn't.

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My homemade cookies turned into homemade dog treats..so yeah maybe no more wine.

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So apparently some of you are like super "close" with your cats...

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@TheBaconBoobs Aww feel better and then do some damn laundry..maybe...

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Wake me up before you go, go. No, no...please don't.

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Standing in line to get into a stupid haunted house like an asshole.

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Hey, Baby...nice tweets ~ Some Creepy Guy

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You know the best part about being a single woman & a nap on rainy afternoon? I don't have to sleep in the wet spot after masturbating.

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Paul Ryan, please stay out of my vagina. Thanks.

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It's time for Ryan to just tap out.

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@TheBaconBoobs I can't stand her with all my heart. "I know I'm a star, no one else does, but I am blah, blah. STFU!

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Is the moderator of this debate Steven Tyler's twin brother?

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Does this large pizza make my but look big?

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I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called "The News."

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I am staying up eating baby carrots. Just wanted to let you know that I party.

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If your name tag says Joshy, I assume you're on a day pass from Sunny Acres Home for the Mentally Disabled & you're a man/child. I just will