KickoffDNA

Reading football matches the way the eye can't. xG, pressure, and turning points. The numbers don't do narratives.

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Strait of Hormuz negotiation vibes

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It's Prime Day discounts for defenders at @SpursOfficial

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@AlasdairGold Johnson's worst season is better than their best seasons combined.

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@Mrjamieohara1 The problem is that Brennan Johnson's worst season is 100x better than your best season.

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@SecretPrem Fantastic deal. 50% polyester 50% asbestos. Can't recommend enough. If you're lucky you can also get the Made in Chernobyl special line.

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@SpursArmyTweets @szyexcl Peddling around 99% guess work account nonsense with 1% intel on things that even junior social media execs have access to at Spurs - such as we've scheduled a new post on Facebook for 8pm etc. Since when the head coach slaps price tags on players he might not fancy?!

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@JonKyzer @SpursArmyTweets @Tanziloic Richarlison has better numbers than Balogun too.

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@SebOnFootball Accountants FC. If you have any recent payslips, check if there are Tottenham Hotspur deductions. If not, it's simply not your problem how football clubs tailor their financial strategies.

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Again, this is another DoF strategy problem. Every Spurs fans wants to solve a problem that has snowballed since Kane's departure on top of Son's shrinking output. That duo carried Spurs for years and the club decided to replace them with Solankes, Richarlisons, Velizes, Carlos Viniciuses etc. Then the club also decided to hire/fire managers that play antithetical football. Failure after failure, year after year. It won't be solved this summer irrespective of how much money they're ready to throw at it.

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@RossJ40987 @Billie_T Genuinely made with asbestos.

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@seanthfcx @AlbicelesteTalk Screenshot the prompt too 🤣 the widely known > used on X for indentation. Have a rest pal and come back here when Romero is making his dream move to Arsenal.

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I'm not paying for "followers" my friend, but for some of Grok's features. It's a sign low IQ btw if you're bothered about how other people decide to spend their money. Also > means greater than, my account has 1 follower so the math ain't mathing here. You should've used <=...low IQ eh

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Arsenal need a CB to cover whilst Saliba is recovering from injury. Then Saliba comes back and the partnership with Gabriel is restored. And Romero is the type of player that would be happy to sit on the bench once that happens. On top of that, it's well known that he loves living in London and his family won't even think about moving to a Spanish speaking country. It all makes sense, and they lived happily ever after.

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Arsenal need a CB to cover whilst Saliba is recovering from injury. Then Saliba comes back and the partnership with Gabriel is restored. And Romero is the type of player that would be happy to sit on the bench once that happens. On top of that, it's well known that he loves living in London and his family won't even think about moving to a Spanish speaking country. It all makes sense, and they lived happily ever after. Sleep tight the 2 neurons.

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@ManCity At what point will these football players will have the guts to push back on these cringe, out of touch social media managers?

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@Spurano1 Potentially, right now it is evident. Also let's not ignore the fact that these predictions for the future are part of Spurs' fans obsession of their academy prospects being a loan away from becoming the next Harry Kane...

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@Stanleypg07 @FabrizioRomano It won't change the fact that at this point in time Solomon is the better winger, judged by all metrics. I think you're missing the point here I'm afraid...