Sarah Kelber

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

When you thank the living on the day meant to honor the dead, it's a little awkward for everyone involved.

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

Cats are on notice: If you disrupt bedtime again, you're outta here. #hewasalmostasleep #notgonnacry

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I feel like I have restless body syndrome.

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@amywatts Sweet for sure.

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I love that the kid loves letters, but after 45 minutes of talking about words that start with b, I'm going b-b-ballistic

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@SainteEph DO NOT WANT!

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"Mommy, I can count to 50! 1-2-3-4-5 ... 20-21-22-23-24-25-26-60-61-62-63-64-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50!"

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

WHY IS DIEGO ALWAYS YELLING? WHY WON'T HE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS?

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

Isaac is explaining the difference between flying like a superhero and flying like a bird.

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

"There's herbs and sesame seeds on it." "You mean Sesame Street?"

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Lockdown issued at Virginia Tech campus - baltimoresun.com http://t.co/ibPCHry

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This morning's existential toddler discussion is brought to you by the letter O and the number 0.

[Baltimore Sun Arts @baltsunlife]

Stacy Keibler and George Clooney? Could this be true? http://bsun.md/rcykIo

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Insult to injury: kid won't sleep ... and he's singing "Who Let the Dogs Out."

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Pointing to a picture of knights in shining armor: "Look, Mommy, robots!"

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"Mommy, put your phone down and dance with me!" Oh, OK!

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@realityck This is just a test. Now you can return to your previously scheduled Tweeting.

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@malice242 *snort*

[Sarah Kelber @kicksie]

Took kid to pulmonary followup. He's doing great, no more O2, lessened meds, lungs sounded fab. So why was he in the hospital for 12 days??