Sarah

Runner. Wanderer. Carb apostle.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

Trying to find a TV series whose main premise ISN'T unrequited love introduced in the first episode and then strung out for another 6-7 seasons. Hot take: shitty cell service can't have destroyed as many romantic possibilities as TV would like us to think.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

Shout out to all the evil geniuses who have engineered the infinite number of ways to tie your running shoes for any given situation/ailment. You have added multiple checks in my plus column for humanity. 😁

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@N1Aarun Good luck!

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@realdumbrunner Helix Mendelssohn

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

In this article that seemed to try to say women could be attractive with natural gray hair, a stylist is quoted as saying that it's rare for anyone to actually have a beautiful natural color and that it always requires tweaking. We just can't let women be? https://t.co/VGEOtxIHFV

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

You know you've entered the *next* phase of adulthood when you can easily spend 30+ minutes in a mutual exchange with your 92 year old grandmother about what you've seen at your bird feeder.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@LauraScholz Brava! I'm 40 and have stopped dying my hair. No botox for me either. Embracing my natural state 💯. I'm finding there is a certain swagger that starts to develop in your 40s, the "I no longer give a sh*t what most people think" swagger.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

Welp, after this last training cycle I am unable to think about oatmeal without gagging. Send help...or just breakfast ideas. #breakistentialcrisis

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@ErbyAtkins You just got it!

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@ErbyAtkins I cannot fathom anyone in healthcare refusing a vaccine! 🤯 Mind is blown.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@racin__grayson Completely agree. I also really dislike when races market their swag as a reason to register.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

PSA: you can smash a PR time trial one week, and then find yourself aboard a giant struggle bus another. But if you keep riding, that bus does tend to circle back to drop you off at those better days. 🚍

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@realdumbrunner Could use a few today, now that you mention it!

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

The sound of people banging pots and honking horns in my neighborhood is glorious.

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

Where is Leslie Knope when we most need her? 🥳

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@JoeBiden ❤❤❤

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@TGRunFit Yup! I had good intentions, though I'm more than happy for the reason behind the distraction. Let's GO!!!

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

...Georgia?

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@ErbyAtkins I tried to like this more than once. 😉

[Sarah @kickupastorm]

@ErbyAtkins 🙋‍♀️ Progressive Dem in Indiana. I feel this.