Michael R

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@lowkeyerthanyou Why she ain’t say you get more handsome, tho? You already max those stats?

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@lowkeyerthanyou I’ll pretend to be related to him after he gets traded. No kin to me gonna ball for the gahdamn Chiefs.

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@lowkeyerthanyou Why wouldn't it?

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

Who wants to come off that HBO Go password for a brother in need?

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

This is gonna end well, definitely. https://t.co/84s1zSLrhp

[The Associated Press @AP]

Arkansas inmates take control of part of prison, hold officers. https://t.co/q5KuhO8YFT

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@hoetotype I'm not hurt by that.

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@hoetotype I'm sorry you're having a rough day. I'll still take that pic tho.

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@hoetotype I still like you, even though you're unnecessarily mean and aggressive to strangers. Have a good night. 😴

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@hoetotype So... so there's no shit landscape photo? You just... just went on the internet and LIED?

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@hoetotype I'm pretty sure you're just crackin' wise, but just in case... can I see that pic? I'm interested in your interpretation.

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@Almost_Again Exactly where I noticed it, lmao

"Someone surreptitiously captured this beautiful moment while I was totally unaware! What luck!"

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

If a girl travels anywhere, she will have a "candid" photo taken of her surveying the landscape while touching her hair. No exceptions.

[Lewcifer @SfLewy]

RIP BIG BLACC 😢

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@SirMaximusPrime @lowkeyerthanyou https://t.co/yjBwWn7hRV

[diplo @diplo]

Metro boomin should produce the national anthem 🇺🇸

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@Hoodring there's a charger next to my couch.

[Michael R @kid_catholic]

@Money23Green is that your jaw to head ratio?

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Time heals all wounds!

And then after that it kills you

[Martin Davis @Marty7778]

@kid_catholic is a total dreamboat.