Joel.

I am a cannibal cowboy astronaut. I require Bacon. Defying logic in more ways than one. Houston, explorer of time and the third spacial dimension. Dovahkiin.

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

I miss The Strokes

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Don’t play these hydroxychloroquine games with Dr. Fauci

[Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 @KourtneyannK]

Now THIS is something I can get behind

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Wait. What year is it? Who's president?

Watch the full video on YouTube: https://t.co/HbQEEOxOcp

Special thanks to @jonturteltaub for directing.

[Your Favorite Places In Houston @YPHoustonTX]

Houston Skyline (Animated)

Via: .@lennsan_

[Joel. @kid_joey]

Basically when I was a teenager

[. @onlyp4in]

505 - arctic monkeys

[B/R Football @brfootball]

38-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic for Milan against Sampdoria: two goals, one assist

Party like it’s 2010 🥳

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Inter: 57
Milan: 50

Zlatan is the first player in history to score 50+ Serie A goals for both AC Milan and Inter 👑

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Republicans are mad some people make more on unemployment than at their job, but they’re not mad that those people don’t make a living wage?

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This brutal ad by the Lincoln Project slams Pres. Trump's COVID-19 response

[我 @iimememe_]

换人了...

[Houston Dash @HoustonDash]

CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

#HoldItDown https://t.co/DVbNGdDMdy

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

well everyone I think we can all agree that the houston dash

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

#NWSLChallengeCup Champs! 🏆 Congrats to the @HoustonDash!

And here's to all the players, coaches, medical staffs and everyone involved for a fantastic tournament!

[espnW @espnW]

C H A M P I O N S

@HoustonDash 🏆 #HoldItDown

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

DASH ON BABIEEEE

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

It’s Shea Groom who seals a trophy for @HoustonDash! #NWSLChallengeCup (🎥 @NWSL)

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

I‘m not supposed to tweet because I will not jinx it but folks 👀 it is being held down