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@GailSimone @barenakedladies The really weird thing is that BNL mentioned in the song listening to an album called Smile, which was a Beach Boys album. That's spooky.

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@jradthekid @MasterTainment

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@Jackets607 @BeaneaterB Oh no, he disrespected a dead pedophile! Try not to hurt yourself by clutching your pearls so tightly.

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@Wendys Don't threaten me with a good time, Wendy's.

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@JoJoFromJerz The Arrogant Brain Worms

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@BrettFavre You're a multimillionaire that stole from welfare and had no problem when Rush fucking Limbaugh was given the same award, so you can take your bullshit and fuck all the way off.

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@FmrRepMattGaetz Even a high school junior knows how stupid this is. Ask your girlfriend if you don't believe me.

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@theliamnissan He sells himself short. He's constantly insulted everywhere, not just on Twitter.

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@NylaRoseBeast I was very much a subscriber to EGM and EGM2. Those were constants in my youth.

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@JasonSchager @DigitalGal_ It was a direct result of the Three-Fifths Compromise and a desire for slaveholding states to have increased influence. It's an outdated system steeped in this country's racist history. It needs to go imo.

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@brettc1978 @DigitalGal_ And with the electoral college, millions and millions of presidential votes in this country do not count. Republicans in California and Democrats in the Deep South have no say in who becomes president, period.

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@yakkopinky You mean it's not Santla?

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@elonmusk @RepJeffries GOP killed- at the insistence of you and Trump- a bipartisan CR that had the votes to pass, then rewrote it with zero Dem input. This is at the feet of the GOP, you fucking moron.

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@_bg37 A lot of head-scratchers on here for sure. Hank couldn't vote for Bush because of a weak handshake. Indy is punching Nazis, not voting for their preferred candidate.

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And I *was* able to vote today, because I didn't... hold on, let me check my notes... there it is. I didn't commit felonious acts in the name of a bloated orange conman. You and your husband fucked around and you both found out. That's on you.

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@jengipson12345 @aldotcom Election Day isn't a holiday. Why don't you think it should be easier for people to vote? It's the most important thing we can do as citizens. Why not make it as easy as possible?

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Assignment understood and completed. #HarrisWalz2024 #Alabama