KidVulcan

“he/him”, 24, UAC certified shitposter and anxious wreck

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[🔞Captain Lucky @OrganGrinder777]

STOP LEARNING DEADLOCK MOVEMENT.
-years of practice yet NO REAL-GAME USE FOUND
-wanted to go fast anyway for a laugh? We have a tool for that: its called AIR VENTS AND ZIPLINES
-"yes let me do a ground dash parry cancel" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time

[Brenntick @brenntick91959]

Deadlock put my McDonalds fries in the microwave

[Andy / アンディ @TwiddleDeeVGC]

People using the term Big 6 for whatever happens to be the strongest team at the moment do not remember or understand how oppressive Big 6 was in 2016

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[Ellie. @BrrwdWings]

We as a society have progressed past the need for Marvel Rivals

[Helena | Commission OPEN @Koala_Laurelin]

Commission slots are open for July/August. I'll be happy to draw your characters.🤍

You can contact me via email or DM.🙂
#commissionsopen #commission

[Sycamore! 🏳️‍🌈 🔜 IFC, FTO, MFF @sycawah]

THE NASA PRIDE FLAG GOES SO HARD JESUS FUCK

[SMD RESPECTFULLY @2dollaswipe]

You might be the second coming of Christ twin

[Joe Calvello @the_vello]

Mayor Mamdani in Runners World today.

[Hayden @HaydunnOfficial]

how do you kill this stupid fat asshole

[Super Mario @mackolor]

i just found this absolute gem

[pipi @pp9072704]

#slaythespire2
赐福

[Morioh Base @moriohbase]

🚨UPDATE: Detroit Pistons point guard Cade Cunningham is reportedly in possession of the Stand Arrow.

What will this mean for their season finale game against the Pacers?

[queen of tart @jojofagsss]

heated rivalry is pure gayslop go watch real gaygem like jojo bizarre adventure