Christina Bell

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

@LeBatardShow How can I get a UCF championship shirt?

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

@LeBatardShow 1-800-Flowers sucks my bleephole. Ordered 2 dozen roses in a vase, and they came in a box...on the 15th! #epicfail

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

How do I get a UCF championship t-shirt #UCF #Champions @LeBatardShow @LeBatard_Reddit #inmypersonalrecordbook

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. -Carlos Castaneda

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[Christina Bell @kidbell]

“@Inspire_Us: Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.”

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

“@GreatestQuotes: "It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong." - Henry Longfellow”

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

Toyota has a war named after it! http://t.co/I4bhVweT #OMGFacts

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

RT @MariamMalik_ A ghost walks into a bar & asks 4 gin & tonic. The bartender says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits." #ClassicJokeMonday

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

RT @Quellick What do u call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. #ClassicJokeMonday

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

Sundays rule but mondays suck so much that it cancels itself out to neutral

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"Any fool can criticise, complain, condemn, and most fools do." - Anonymous

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims." - Harriet Woods

[Willam @willam]

go thru #Chick-fil-A drive-thru, order a buncha shit & turn this up as you speed off from the window w/out paying http://t.co/yknrKqfx

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

Big dogs always think they are small and small dogs think they're big....people aren't the only ones with body issues

[Daniel Dennis Quotes @ShitDanielDSays]

Why do owls always have on graduation hats?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why can't you push an envelope? Because it's stationery. #ClassicJokeMonday

[Christina Bell @kidbell]

@VerizonWireless Guinness and Harp

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin