Chris King

Working hard to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness, one tweet at a time. Instagram: @kidcafegram also as here where the sky is blue

[Chris King @kidcafe]

'As we journey through life, discarding baggage along the way, we should keep an iron grip, to the very end, on the capacity for silliness. It preserves the soul from desiccation'

Humphrey ‘Humph’ Lyttleton

[Chris King @kidcafe]

And I do mean sat next to it- we’re sat next to it where it has been parked since the time it was meant to leave, while the staff are sat inside having a lovely chat.

[Chris King @kidcafe]

@northernassist @thetrainline hi, just wondering why you sold me tickets for the 18:04 service from Carlisle to Workington that then changed to 18:48 without any notice or change on your website? Sincerely, annoyed guy and 7 year old sat next to the train right now.

[Chris King @kidcafe]

The Art of THE BANNCARS
https://t.co/5ssuMN1Oq9, via Kickstarter

[Chris King @kidcafe]

The Art of THE BANNCARS
https://t.co/5ssuMN1Oq9, via Kickstarter

[Chris King @kidcafe]

Save Audio Drama at the BBC - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/KLMqNcmwL1 via @UKChange

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Danish activists have proposed buying California from the U.S. for $1 trillion

The Danish initiative group Denmarkification has proposed that the kingdom purchase the state of California in response to President Donald Trump's aspiration to buy Greenland to the US.

Their petition, which has collected almost 200,000 signatures, emphasizes California's warm climate and proposes renaming Disneyland “Hans Christian Andersenland.”

Campaign initiator Xavier Dutoit told Politico that it would cost California $1 trillion and "a lifetime supply of Danish pastries, which 'Hollywood will pay for.'"

"California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles," activists wrote on their website.

[Big Finish Insider @bigfinish]

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[Big Finish Insider @bigfinish]

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[Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory]

Give me a follow on the Bsky app if that’s where you’re going.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

If this bit of utter inanity was my entire legacy online, I would be delighted, because nothing will ever make me laugh harder than this complete dump load of jackassery that completely evaporates the moment you give it even the slightest thought.

:)

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[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs.

https://t.co/tdc8SWuHwN

[Community @CommunityTV]

to this day we don’t know what came over Dean 😳

stream #Community on @Peacock.

[SuperHeroHype @SuperHeroHype]

Avengers: Doomsday: Russo Brothers Explain Why They’re Returning to the MCU

https://t.co/O1A2SaTjK5

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

What part of we don’t know who the fuck he is are y’all not getting

[jeje @daemonsmatt]

i still can’t believe i have been saying “lets leave rose at peace in a beach or something” for months now. I think i genuinely need to stfu

[jeje @daemonsmatt]

watching dr who series 2 for the first time : a thread (it will be chaotic and loud and dramatic and i am not sorry❤️✨)

[Chris King @kidcafe]

@James_Hawkins1 My rule of Doctor Who canon: it’s all true. Not only including the contradictory stuff, but ESPECIALLY the contradictory stuff.

[jeje @daemonsmatt]

you see this episode is so much like any fandom… some people just genuinely enjoy the existence of the doctor and having fun with the little community and finding warmth and life and then there is these victor mfers who needs to be jailed

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

There’s now £5 OFF my remaining calendars. Grab a bargain! https://t.co/UJGAD4fvPZ