Vanessa

Spewing my thoughts aimlessly into the universe since 2009

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Gross 😂

[beeple @beeple]

HE'S BACK

[Lights @lights]

I know it’s not fair for himb but I would love a pet crow these birds so insanely aesthetic

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Sometimes I just want to hire someone to come curl my hair for me. It’s like a 45 min project. Do you think I have the patience for this?

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

How did Bulk Barn survive the pandemic ? It’s like a Covid nightmare with all these open bins 😂

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

My inner vampire loves this time of year idk

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

I honestly almost respect his lack of GAF 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Why is it so satisfying to close all your open phone apps 😌

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

When people quote themselves on social media 🤣 yikes

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

My favourite thing in the world is when people come into my office, sit down and then don’t tuck the chair back in. I love that.

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

A donut holding a donut 🍩

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

@DeeIceBerg ty 😁

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

I maked pottery yesterday

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Also @F1 teams unveiling new cars has been a highlight of my 2022 so far. #LFG #BringIt

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

The greatest invention Apple has ever made is the ability to ping your phone from your watch
For all the times I lose my phone in the couch

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Really hoping the Edmonton Motor Show happens this year because I haven’t been able to take my annual Aston Martin photo in far too long

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

Logged 20+ hours in like 4 days on Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and I have zero regrets. #NintendoSwitch

[Vanessa @kidcantdance]

#SubwayWJCTTweetYourSeat I like subway. STE47, Row 1, Seat 2