@BuckyIrving ,
I need you this weekend. Like really need you. If you find the end zone once, I’ll be forever grateful. Find it twice, I’ll buy your jersey. Find it a third time and you’re a legend forever. Some things are bigger than sports.
Your fantasy football manager,
Papo
At a bar. Sitting alone. Chillin. Couple to my right clearly in their first date. Fellas, a rule of thumb, do not talk about the movie Happy Feet on your first date. That is all.
Just found out the Duolingo owl and the Hooters owl are brothers. One chose the path of knowledge. The other, the path of jumbo DD bazoingas and mediocre chicken wings. A tale that truly embodies the duality of man (owl).