Hannah Dylan

Not sure what your first thoughts of the day are but my little kiddo with big thoughts comes up with some gems, way to early and way too loud, wanna hear them?

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

“Mommy and Daddy why are you like liquid?” First words of the day, how does one even respond?

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

Mom “holy smokes” ... without missing a beat, Hannah “you could say Holy Hotdog.” Yes, yes you could.

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

“Mom, the cat looked at me this morning and distracted me from sleeping so that’s why I woke up.”

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

Pizza for dinner, what could be better ... “Mom, this is too much pizza for a little girl like me!”

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

“Mom, can you show me some sympathy?”

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

Today is an evening edition “you don’t want to get stuck in a black hole mummy!! Because black holes turn into, worm holes and worm holes turn into white holes.” Great bedtime advice 🤣🤣

[Hannah Dylan @kiddobrain]

6:50 am, “Mom, will the earth keep spinning and spinning forever and ever? Aliens only like to eat candy and are green humanoids!”