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who let all these KIDS fight all these SUPER VILLAINS where are their PARENTS? (tweets every 10 minutes, warning some adults featured-these fuckers keep ageing)

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Gwenpool commits murder

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New Disney+ show incoming where, to represent the cishet community, Billy Kaplan is now epicsauce!

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Gwenpool got into a heated argument with Vin Vision over Minecraft

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Amadeus Cho's twitter bio: gay. a lesbian. proud member of the pinterest mom community.

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Evan Sabahnur slapped Billy Kaplan for liking Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

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Tommy Shepherd hates the MCU

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Anole slapped Karolina Dean for liking Loona

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David Alleyne stans the MCU

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Gwen Stacy stans Dazzler

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Glob Herman does little a tax evasion, as a treat

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New Disney+ show incoming where, to represent the Live Laugh Love community, Billy Kaplan is now a pussy!

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Idie Okonkwo cancelled Glob Herman for being gay

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Cassie Lang suspects that Laura Kinney is a pussy

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Eli Bradley: h-
Victor Alvarez: shut up, you’re poggers

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Breaking: Marvel under pressure by the lgbt community to retcon Trevor Hawkins as an incel.

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Coming soon! A brand new comic by Tini Howard where Evan Sabahnur fell in love with America Chavez and became straight.

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New Disney+ show incoming where, to represent the weeb community, Jonas Vision is now poggers!

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Tini Howard plans to retcon Glob Herman as emo

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Breaking: two polite, nine year old scandinavian girls in a trenchcoat double cast as both Amka Aliyak and Gert Yorkes following severe budget cuts

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Vin Vision commits tax evasion