Dr.Kîðmæhñ

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

"@MrStoryteller_: God Bless @MI_Abaga ..A superb video.Contains the msg yet still hilarious . #MonkeyVideo #ChairmanGiveAway #100kClub http

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

@MI_Abaga Words cant describe how i love u bro. Just keep doing wat ur doing. We in this 2geda.

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

"@Marapolsa: Here's what the card reader looks like. #PVCforPDP http://t.co/1m7XFp0xzl #SupportAWorkingGovt_" Kidmahn says so

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Just saw M.i's #Monkey video. Three words: "off the hook"

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Them say if you take one hand beat pikin u go take the other hand draw am close. If ur papa get one hand na beating beating forever.

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Wow Olamide Just Signed A New Boy. LIL KESH. His Flows Are Bananas

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Pastors Who Are MUFC Fans Be Like"We Are Colleagues. Members Of The Red Devils. Lol

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Pastors Dis Days Be Like" Yes He's My Colleague. We Are Members Of The Red Devils. Lol

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Irony Is A Group Of People Dancing On A Plane To A Band Who Died In A Plane Crash.

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Me: Wetin Be Scores? Friend:0-0. Me:Who Dey Lead?

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

First Words Of A Child: American: Mama, Papa. Nigerian: Up Nepa.

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Eva Since I Saw U I Knew I Would Spend D Rest Of My Life Avoiding You.

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never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.

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I finally found love. Page 346 in the dictionary .

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When someone tells you to,

"expect the unexpected",

slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.

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cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°

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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

[Dr.Kîðmæhñ @kidmahn]

Half Puff-Puff Is Beta Dan 1 Chin Chin