Marissa 🪅

🤙🏼

[MLB @MLB]

"It doesn't matter if they're wearing Dodger Blue ... black and white ..."

Yoshinobu Yamamoto exits to a standing ovation after taking a no-hitter into the 9th 👏

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

@MissMinaYoon That chamoy soju gonna hit the streets of Southern California like crack in the 80s

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Pirates fans yell “Shohei sucks” chants just before their team surrenders 10 runs in the inning

[jackass @jackassworld]

banned from west hollywood no more! we were all over the rainbow to participate in the weho pride parade today. wahoo!

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

You got players in the NFL RIGHT NOW who have domestic violence cases and multiple DUI’s. But apparently Caleb Williams painting his nails is sending the “wrong message” to kids. Y’all got it fam.

[MLB @MLB]

Shohei Ohtani (the pitcher): 2 hits, 1 walk
Shohei Ohtani (the hitter): 3 hits, 2 walks

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

The Yankees 5th inning was insane

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Pre-vacation errands be so expensive. Damn near as much as the trip😭

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Me everyday on my way to work

[Marissa 🪅 @kidmc94]

if i hear paleta more than 5x at edc, im going to trip over those bumper things
then give me a shot to heal the boo boo

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Can we normalize taking PTO just to sit at home and do nothing? That’s self care.

[farah @mfarrahh]

i will never shut up about my cat!

[Miauravilhas @Miauravilhas]

“nossa que dor nas costas"

Eu dormindo:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: losing a pet can hurt just as much as losing a person. they loved you without conditions, stayed when everyone else left, and made your worst days survivable. that kind of loss doesn't disappear just because they had four legs

[Dadrian🧀 @KingDay__]

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[propaganda p @PerlaInDigital]

just got gas

fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[Giselle//💥⏳ 💍💫 @giselleb1234]

Dana louder for the people in the back!🙌🏽🗣️ #ThePittSpoilers #PittSpoilers #ThePitt