You know that scene in Freaky Friday where Chad Michael Murray sings “hit me baby one more time” outside the house and Lindsay Lohan tackles him to the ground?
Chad Michael Murray is me. Lindsay Lohan is adulthood.
Reagan and Wyatt got married. If you swipe to the end, you’ll see how we felt about marriage 4 years ago and, consequently, why this day was so special. https://t.co/d4uGZJFcG6
John Paul Jones continuously trying to convince himself and everyone around him that he’s fine while puking up his guts, obviously not fine, is a whole mood