Jacob Kidney

take each day as it comes! im like marmite love or hate me!

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@Hermesparcels are awful and no one ever reply’s to emails or messages regarding parcels!!

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

How does sterling even get the starting line up he’s dog shit

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@castleconcerts can you do a shoutout to Paula L for her birthday while she enjoys ub40 thanks

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Bored is a understatement!

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@prjmoore Haha that's quality

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Happy Father's Day dad you old wanker strange not having you around

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

If you whistle constantly while walking round the streets your a cunt

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Can't be fucked with work tomorrow

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@seanmoore23 Haha! I'll try to

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Up at 3am tomorrow for work going to struggle with that I think!

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Man U done spurs a favour by beating Chelsea today #hahaguttedchelsea

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@DeeLBee I know you always had a soft spot for @jonblake1 #ohletsdoourroutestogetger

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@DeeLBee Have you finally come out you love a dick quote #alwaysdidworryaboutyou

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@DeeLBee Shut up you massive cunt haha

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

So bored

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp All sorted just turned up thanks

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp this is what it says when I track my parcel I'm in and nothing has been put in my door

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

Having the shits is never good 💩

[Jacob Kidney @kidneybean89]

When things are annoying you then your smash your phone 😡😡😡