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Deadpool the all powerful and immortal and yet the gentle and delicate, winged-horned horse. I love him with all my heart #Deadpool #Art

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Poter…… and Quckmire……..

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I stay insane and evil and I barely plan to change

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@topgunlover334 Unironically I would copy paste it instead lmao like it feels disrespectful typing it out

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@wowacoolusrname LMAOOOOOO Yeah that makes more sense
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I also did dishes today. Guess whos cleaning this house oooooo please believe me

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Felt so seen I had to laugh

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Also talked about passover in front of a jewish coworker and she nodded so happily like “AAA YEA! PASSOVER!” like lmao

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Deadpul

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UNRELATED to the fact she asked me to make vegan waffles then got mad when. waffles were cooking different. Said she asked me to make vegan TOO not JUST vegan like girl I was there 😭😭 Lying ass and this isnt even why she didnt pay me shes just mad at me for shit she wont say

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Boss massively fucked me over and took 32 us dollars from my salary hah. hah hahahahahahahaFUCK YOU

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@jirouology Aging up one character but not the other……. Iget the appeal of age gap but cmon, why have one glass of wine when you can have TWO ??!?

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@fartpoopertoot “Honey I shrunk the kids” has a new, more transgender meaning

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Worst feeling is when you’re pooping while hungry and as you poop and completely empty yourself you can feel the hunger turn into stabbing pain

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Life is working out. As cheesy as it sounds, all I needed to do was embarrass myself to s complete degree and *not* kill myself about it, so now every other smaller shame rolls right off me. It’s hard but it’s getting easier ?

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@fartpoopertoot These names mean nothing to me but knowing you I assume I would relate if I knew shit

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@topgunlover334 Yes

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@roryisconfused Ah, 3, the most annoying age a child can be. Enjoy it

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@fartpoopertoot I can so easily see this genuinely sending someone into a spiral 😭😭 Wt

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#Soooorrgyyyy