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Follow me to freedom. Or, more likely, boredom.

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@sepinwall For the record, I saw this headline after a week of being off the grid, and thought our beloved @briancgrubb was no more. Please be more careful, Alan. #ripdanger

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@gourmetspud It’s still better than your Rock Paper Scissors flogging.

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@ClueHeywood Drank alone in the Newark Penn Station bar on Christmas Eve once. (Missed my train)

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@micholaus @elonmusk I’m sticking around long enough to see the flames rise up a little more, then it’s time to hit the eject button.

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“Ted … you might want to get that checked out, man.” #mlb

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@thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill Thank you, sir!

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@thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill Do you happen to remember if there is ANY backstory behind the (amazing) name and character Benevenstanciano in The Springfield Connection?

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@drewmagary I know you’re a teetotaler, BUT … https://t.co/lJU4EK7D8K

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Intrigued by Allen v. Farrow, but especially looking forward to the sequel, Allen v. Predator.

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@briancgrubb Still anxiously awaiting any charges related to Turd Burgling. Stay tuned. #ManafortTrial

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@drewmagary “I’d like to hear from Jim Nantz ...”

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@gourmetspud Nor was he programmed to answer in the form of a question.

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@drewmagary

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@gourmetspud Tombstoned my brother. My mom was ... not pleased. (He walked it off a few years later.)

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) This is a thread about Donald Trump. If what it says conforms with how you feel, I hope you'll consider sharing it with others.

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@carseatheadrest Apologies, but not impressed.

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@gourmetspud I'm probably going to agree with this in mid-2018, after it's sat on the shelf a while. See: every National album.

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@EMita2323 @mwong22 Honorable mention for people barging into a car before anyone has had a chance to exit.

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

If you stole the piano at Playground Pier in AC, please return it. Their social media manager is going to kill someone if you don't

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@drewmagary Zero chance that did Knox work.