Allen

I have a love/hate relationship with pockets

He/him

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@GovofCO Happy pi day!

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@MattOswaltVA Oh, you mean with the unprotected sex

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@Broncos have more drops than #lostlands

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Immaculate interception #AFCChampionship

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Wordle 215 3/6

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Couldn’t have done it without you, @RFHGina @RadiofromHell

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@jeremysmiles Wordle 210 2/6

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Wordle 201 3/6

⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩
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@RFHGina @RadiofromHell @Utah_Football @UUtah Sorry to hear about your dad. I hope you’re doing okay. -Napalm Allen

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@stephensajdak May your bout with the bug be short and mild, and may your 2022 be great! Thanks for keeping us laughing.

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@andersoncooper’s giggle is getting me into #2022 with joy. #CNNNYE #HappyNewYear

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@ericszyszka Birdo Bucks. Mmmbow.

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#tnf really needed a whole extra screen for #peytonmanning’s forehead.

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Quick! Convince your parents to get #vaccinated while #facebook isn’t looking! #facebookoutage #facebookdown #getvaccinated

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Should we start calling group photos “clump shots”? #clumpshot #twitter #wednesday #showerthoughts #blessed

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Not 15 minutes into the @WHMPodcast episode on The Village, and I’m already cackling at the villagers having to appeal to “The Burger King” or “Lady Wendy” for food. Quality as always, guys.

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@spacecoyotl @stephensajdak This is like that Blink 182 song “I guess this is getting old” or whatever they said. It was one hundred years ago.

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@DenverChannel So sad that there were 24 opportunities to help this person, but that would have been health care, which we apparently can’t afford. Prisons? Yup. Joy rides to almost-space? Yup. #taxtherich #closeprivateprisons

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@kathbarbadoro Might as well be a hot pocket.

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@WHMPodcast any chance of a #whmonscreen revival for Black Widow? You guys put out so much already, totally understandable if no.

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@onlxn Good to see you writing dialog again, man.