oum

[🧤 @alprobedododo]

la nuit porte créteil

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[nana ݁ ⋆ ✿₊⋆｡˚𖦹🪩 @n4wel]

(je suis juriste)

[Van’s @VansReel]

il est 3h du sbah et j’ai les larmes aux yeux jfjdjd

[miia @miiagarro]

friendship breakups are so funny because how u give ur ex 18 chances but not me

[Nkeki @28nkeki]

no contact is no contact fuck you and your birthday

[Davy D. 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯boy @Stxrboy75]

Ca vous DERANGE que des ENFANTS de 6 à 11ans aient des fournitures gratuits grace a nos impôts ???

[heliocentric offense @mrbucket___]

Did it feel like cocaine

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[Daban la conne @Dabddario]

Être une drag queen d’origines maghrébine et asiatique et s’appeler Made In Challah

[julia @juumelo_]

give me 17 beers and an ipad and I could probably find malaysia flight 370

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

images found on streetview

[S 🇩🇿 ⵣ @XVBerberee]

Jsuis éteint hein, j’y vais solo et j’ai pris ma place la salle était encore vide c’est qui cet enculé

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

our kid got in our bed in the middle of the night yapping away and eventually he said “mama let’s pretend to be girls” and i said “okay let’s pretend to be girls who are sleeping” and it actually worked

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[Emily Rownd @EmilyRownd]

Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry