Kid Sez

Stuff my kid sez. I have two girls now ages 7 and 3 and this is what they say!

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7 years later! 14 and 10!

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one the day of my 4 year olds b-day, she asks "Mom, what year was I boring?"

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I asked my 7 year old if they practiced a lockdown in school today. She said "Yes, and this girl in my class kept farting during lockdown!"

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a hood is like a blankie for your head...sez my 3 year old wearing her rain jacket.

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3 yr old: ( Her sister just became a brownie in girl scouts) she wanted to know if her cousin, also in gs but a different level was a cookie

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#isaywow when 3 yr old screams obscene words in backyard. Hopefully no one understands her.

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6 yr old: After attending Memorial Day Parade...I want a flyover for my birthday!

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3 yr old: Looking for wipes...why? Ant poop.

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6 yr old: Out of the blue: Mom? Can I go to Mt. Rushmore someday?

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3 yr old: Singing~ It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is boring.

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6 yr old: After finding a dead chipmunk declares" It's girl, it has no heiny"

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6 yr old: I want to live with Auntie, I never get in trouble with her.

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3 yr old: Mom, smell this flower....smells like shampoo!

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3 yr old at the movie theater after the previews asks "Mom, is it time to go home now?" the movie hadn't even started yet!

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6 yr old: walking out the door "Don't come home stupid"

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3 yr old to Me at dinner: give me your napkin. Why? My napkin wants to have a playdate with your napkin.

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6 yr old commenting on the neighbors " They are not out search for easter eggs, they must be jewish"

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6 yr old eating easter ham : I like this ham! Hmm..this one is the color of a pig!

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What if the outside of the car was the inside?

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6 yr old talking about dad...3 yr old response ...Our Dad? The Dad who lives here? ( as if there is more than one dad) which there is not!