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Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
Kids say really funny things sometimes. We thought it'd be fun to share some of them...
Joined January 2010
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Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 9 years ago
"But school is coming. How can I be happy?" I feel your pain, my child. Oh, how I feel your pain.
#summeristoofleeting
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 12 years ago
"At least the snow makes the cheerleaders have to dress modestly." Our sixth grader rocks.
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 12 years ago
Mom can I play Madden and listen to LeCrae?
#awesomeness
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 13 years ago
Mom wouldn't it be awesome if we saved up a whole lot of money, like $45, and then we could give it to our church?
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Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 13 years ago
Daddy, did Adam & Eve play football against each other?
#deepquestions
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 13 years ago
"I have really heavy muscular legs that weigh me down from running long distances" -m
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 13 years ago
I wonder what Heaven will be like. I think it will be like swimming in a swimming pool. You know? Surrounded by joy.
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 13 years ago
Mom you are the most amazingest, beautifulest, awesomest mom the holy God ever created. (Yes, he got ice cream.)
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 13 years ago
"Mommy, if Daddy played for the Redskins, would you root for them?" *shakes head* "No"
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 14 years ago
Mom: 'What kind of love do you hate?' A: 'the kind that ends up killing you!'
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 14 years ago
Our ten year old used the word detritus in ordinary conversation.
#smarterthanmom
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 14 years ago
"Mommy I'm a cheerleader for JMU." Only she's cheering in Latin.
#classicaleducationftw
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 14 years ago
Asked my oldest how he liked the Harry Potter movie he watched today. "Eh, it's ok. Liked the book much better."
#thatsmyboy
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
almost 14 years ago
Dad when your coffee is cool, can I have a taste? I don't want Mom's. Hers is decaf.
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 14 years ago
"Dad, it seems like boys always drive trucks. Or Jeeps. It seems like boys always do cool things, and girls don't always."
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 14 years ago
In the future, I'm going to make shoes with rocket boosters in the bottom
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 14 years ago
A: I don't like dressing fancy. It doesn't suit me. M: Momma, is my vest ironed?
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
about 14 years ago
A to M: Bison are much uglier than Buffalo. Trust me.
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 14 years ago
"Mommy? When you were a little girl was everything you saw in black and white?"
Stuff our kids say
@ourkidssay
over 14 years ago
I don't want mom to work too hard
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