Sydney

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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die:

“Quickly.”

(https://t.co/wx07yqrhoK)

[Sydney @kidsyd_]

Dying to know what the writers room is like when they come up with the love island challenges every season. Diabolical work

[✮anna✮ @onenonlyanna]

low cut shirt so I can stare at my own boobs

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[lily @lillianemallow]

scientists please explain how come the sleepy before u sleep is so cozy fun silly comfy awesome time 2 socialize but the sleepy after u sleep is sandpaper sahara desert torture forever simulator

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Sydney @kidsyd_]

@fatstevebuscemi HA same

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Beautiful people spiritual people celestial people irie people majestical people biblical people big up your beautiful selfs

[LEO @TheeMainCyrus]

Getting ready for Hannah Montana

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i love being in the house, man. the crime rate low in here & weed legal

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 🧚🏻‍♀️ @subpargarbage]

i think it's very important for people 30+ to still be sluts

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

[n @myloversprayer]

i’m the first woman in my bloodline to smoke this many blunts

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁🪽 @HighAngel]

I love coming home, smoking weed, being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home and smoking weed.

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[Sydney @kidsyd_]

Going to the adult film industry’s Oscar’s pre party tonight was not on my January bingo card