amish sinner

biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@schmeeberton Now I know who to blame

[Publishers Weekly @PublishersWkly]

Why don’t straight men read novels? | @dazed https://t.co/aeZbDXJDgL

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

‘Do not share company info with Tim, he is a thief that does not work for us anymore. I fired him.’
Quote from dude doing speech to text in public

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@ItsDirtyMike 1 million beers are in order

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@schmeeberton Doggie messiah

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Working retail is taking a shit and some old guy going ‘nature calls, huh’

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Will never have kids because once every 7 years my birthday is Father’s Day and I don’t wanna be one of those people with birthday holidays

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

80+ year old man just said ‘thanks, buddy boy’ to me

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

If you don’t slow blink at your pet you’re cruel

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Elderly man wanted to buy The Handmaid’s Tale to donate to his neighborhood library, but his wife said no because people would be offended. Guys response was “everyone should read it because ones man fortune is another’s suffering” I gave it to him free

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@ItsDirtyMike .357 inches

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@schmeeberton You have to know somebody it’s all nepotism

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Classic Rock top 1000 has Black Dog at number 1… that’s not even the best Zeppelin song

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Just explained to my parents how Big Bird was almost on the Challenger

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

I’m wearing bandanas again

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@BustroDel Showers have a possibility ceiling. Growers have unlimited potential every time

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

@hottakesguy_ @LiVEPD You are the KING of giving head to cops that pull you over. Your head game is INSANE for our boys in blue that want to ticket you

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

Every time I hear the Wilhelm scream

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

If you untie & tie your shoe every time you’re a psychopath

[amish sinner @kidtarantula]

You can’t convince me carrier pigeons worked