Valie

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[Valie @kidvalie12]

My dog threw up his food last night and I don’t have TikTok to reference as to why, but according to google he might have parasites or cancer. The goofiest 😔 #RIPTikTok

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No but fr i felt this because i once had a dream I bonded with an alien over pepper pig 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Update: we’ve been together for 3 years now. Lived together for about 9 months, and we have a dog 🙂 who would’ve thought

[Valie @kidvalie12]

My boyfriend and I are a year old today 🥺💕

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Finally posted my significant other on social media, was nervous but I’ll post him here too 🎃💕

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Still true, but it’s September.

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Damn 2021- you a full rollercoaster of emotions. It’s only April

[Valie @kidvalie12]

If my man don’t stop telling everyone he’s gonna propose next year I’ma start expecting it 😫 getting my nails done every week just incase

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Also it’s September which means christian girl autumn season is here- I’m not Christian but my fake Ugg’s are coming out and my latte is pumpkin spice. Hate on it but I thrive in this season 😌

[Valie @kidvalie12]

God really out here making my sacrifices worth sum 😭 super blessed rn

[Valie @kidvalie12]

I love how people don’t know my ethnicity. My facial features are world wide.

[Valie @kidvalie12]

I had one conversation about marriage with my boyfriend and I am now getting hella jewelry ads lmao I mean won’t hurt to look 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Valie @kidvalie12]

The only “fight” that I’ve had with my boyfriend is him wanting to give me money for simply existing and me being too independent and a bad bitch to accept it. Yes my bank account is negative but that’s MY problem.

[Valie @kidvalie12]

2 years ago, my boyfriend was too shy to even hold my hand, now this man smacks my ass any chance he gets. As he should 😌

[Valie @kidvalie12]

I’m not the jealous type- but the fact that everyone has been meeting David Archuleta in the most random places and I’m not one of them, doesn’t sit right with me 😬

[Valie @kidvalie12]

This customer told me my apology was ass and I said “so are your feelings, but have a good day!” Just because I couldn’t reload his PayPal 😭 like sir- what the fawk I can’t control technology

[Valie @kidvalie12]

Only reason why I don’t fully commit to losing weight is because I’m scared to lose my boobs. I know I’m built with skito bites under this fat. But watch me get over that-

[Valie @kidvalie12]

I had a dream that I got drunk with Bella Poarch, Mia Khalifa and my boyfriend. All we did was eat pizza and cheese fries while playing board games. Best dream ever.

[Valie @kidvalie12]

I really got a full ass fever. I’m mad. I called in to work so technically I had a Sunday off for once, and I spend it in bed and my dad said “I wanna go to buccees” why don’t you stab my heart sir

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“Tubby hot summer” OKAY MEEEEE THOOO 🤣🤣

[Valie @kidvalie12]

This man told me “you know masks are actually really bad for you, trust me, I’m a doctor” saying “trust me, I’m a doctor” is exactly why I wouldn’t trust you And maybe I’m counting on an early death, mind ya business. But also wear your mask.

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Me: complaining about how I’m not losing weight and just staying at a constant weight.
My boyfriend: “hmm that wild” *continues to fork feed me wings*