lanibani

this is so i don’t go insane thinking my thoughts

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

barbie movie made me realize i DO love being a woman i wouldn’t trade girlhood for anything else 🩷🩷🩷

[kea @kearchives2235]

My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart

[n @onlywithn]

for my birthday present i want to know why

[Elias 🫠 @bburrito15]

Huge dick & balls headed for California

[R @rnnyad]

leaving a man bc he’s not curious enough about u is valid tbh

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Why am I crazy insane overly loud & chalant girl I wish I was chill and nonchalant

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Ok nvm he’s picking me up rn 👸

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

You offer to drive a guy once and all of a sudden they don’t have their car every hangout

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

What life feels like when I get practically anything I want, I find loopholes in everything to make my life easier, and I do dumb shit all the time that I never get in trouble for

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Work is so dystopian to me sometimes bc I’m here sat on the couch waiting to clock out and watch a little movie in my room while the vendors are working their ass off in this heat to make a Living im so distraught rn

[prrfectkittygrl @prrfctkttygrl]

Someone should have busted through the door on New Years 2025 and just stabbed me repeatedly and saved me from all of this

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

you're mad at me for not texting back and I've literally been swallowed whole by a whale. I only get service when it comes up for air and even then it's marginal

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Food should not be this expensive when I have to eat everyday to survive

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Do men do anything besides lovebomb you and try to put their hands in ur pants like 😭😭😭😭

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[=^. .^= @loserish]

they should invent a man for me that never pisses me off and is always sweet and does whatever the fuck i say

[lanibani @kidzboplani]

Why do men think that liking my story & occasionally replying to it for years = to knowing me for years? I DONT FKING KNOW YOU

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance