Ravikiran R

bad jokes only | craft computer code / plumb internet pipes | SRE @LinkedIn

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

Others: New year, new me
Software Engineers: MySQL

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

A mod function walks into a bar
And orders a bottle of vodka
Bartender asks, "which one"

"Absolut"

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@_saurav_23 🦥

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy, not me
If you ever cared to ask

- Olivia Rodrigo as a monitoring tool

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@_saurav_23 Happy birthday Saurav! 🥳

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

PM: What's the status of this project? Red?
Me: Not really
PM: Yellow?
Me: Um... Burnt orange?
PM: 🤨
Me: (giving up) It's red. As blood

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@_saurav_23 I'll let you know if I ever find out 🥲👍

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

Multi-person DM on Slack. So many of them. It's been 7 days. I've been searching for a combination of 6 specific people. Or was it 5 😩

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

When the team stays on topic in a meeting instead of laughing at my incredibly relevant pun

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@_saurav_23 Most reassuring thing I read today

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@badpallod 🆗

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

When it sees that the environment around it has failed to reach the temperatures it predicted, the Weather App turns up the heat, shedding its mask of innocence. Its promise must be met at any cost.

[Jarred Sumner @jarredsumner]

why is the weather app using 25% of cpu

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@badpallod Of course

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

Low key want to open a tea stall and call it ChatGPTea

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

/dev/zero

the true gift that keeps on giving

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@symbiote080 😂🤦

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

Expecting to change a bunch of code
Seeing it's actually just a config change
Seeing that I had written that code and anticipated this exact situation
FeelsNice

[Ravikiran R @kienme]

@55tanzeneee Music: Almost immediate relief, I can plug in and be lost
Exercise: Annoying how much of a positive impact it has
Books, Food, Dogs/Cats