Kiersey Cunningham

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

I would give anything to drink the ancient rock water

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the other day my six-year-old nephew said, “Can I tell you a secret?” He whispered in my ear, “I’m a little bit nervous all the time.” me too kid, me too.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

One of the 3 year olds in my class says “I’m dangerous right now.” whenever she gets frustrated and I don’t think I’ve ever related to anything so strongly.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

“Why don’t you send social workers instead of the police” is looking wildly successful

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

*two kids in my class playing with toy phones*
Kid 1: Hurry call the doctor!!
Kid 2: I am already calling the doctor, bitch!!

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

@clownfishclown No you do not!

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

@AbbieCribbs *whispers* buy it

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

@gwonton_soup I thought I was the only one!!

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

Today my dog killed a baby jumping spider that I had formed an emotional connection with. Thoughts and prayers please.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

One time I had food delivered and I walked upstairs to get it but they were still there when I opened the door, so instead of simply taking the food and thanking them, I made direct eye contact, panicked, and then shut the door before grabbing the food. It haunts me daily.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

If you ever see me picking flowers on the side of the highway, just mind your own business.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

Thinking about how I was scrolling through pictures of freshly baked bread the other day and I genuinely started tearing up

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

I do yoga with my Pre-K class every morning and today we were trying a new stretch and one of my 3 year olds looks at me and asks, "Mrs. Kiersey why do you want me to break my body?".

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

Sweet pasta sauce is an abomination and people who prefer it that way should be executed on the spot.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

Does anybody else say "ouch" whenever something slightly inconvenient happens to them? For example, I just dropped an m&m on the floor and saying ouch was my automatic response.

[Kiersey Cunningham @kier_see]

@clownfishclown I will never get used to the word husband. Never ever.