Kieran becker

I’m occasionally funny

[Kieran becker @kieranbecker]

Seeing people flex their vacations abroad mid pandemic is just crazy to me

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Doing this with a girl from hinge after scoring a tap-in during my Tuesday night co-ed rec league match.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“I wrote this because I can’t speak about it.

I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on.”

@RBLeipzig and @equipenatciv winger Yan Diomande on the life of his sister, Roxane. https://t.co/6wQmpdWTSi

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

did fifa really add hydration breaks just to run more ads this shit is insane lmao

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout

[Mindset for Money @Mindset4Money_X]

Me celebrating my +10% YTD return after missing out on generational wealth in semis and memory:

[sammy @loserbent]

logging on to twitter to get yelled at

[lexycat @lexycat2005]

dude we can all tell you're on melatonin

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

40 game united season loading

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

[🦢 @meishato]

i apologize for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year