KCB

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Reaction to that Djed Spence tackle:

[John & Margaret @ukboomers]

The other day we were on a cruise and our grandson rang asking for a bit of money. He's just started at the NHS full time, earns £28,000 a year. That's what we paid for our house. I said love, if you're earning a whole house a year and still struggling, that's not a money problem, that's a discipline problem. I'd help but I'm afraid of spoiling the boy.

Our neighbour David was a doctor for 35 years, never complained once. Five rental properties now. Lovely man. I just hope the boy sorts his finances out. If we keep bailing them out they'll never learn

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Brick to the head and then the Crown Jewels all in the space of 4 seconds �

[long since dead @1899INE]

Hate Bein’ Sober

[Will @WillM_20]

I’ll vote for whoever promises to put the weather machine permanently on 22°c and sunny

[Jack @JN_231]

Joey slotting his 100th penalty past Mary Earps

[Chris Lewis @ChrisTheLewis]

When Pompey needed a long range wondergoal in 2006

[Jord @Jord260497]

A fucking tornado in Heswall mate what the fuck

[Gilberdyke Phoenix FC @GilboPhoenixFC]

🔴🔵 MATCH RESULT 🔵🔴

A dominating performance from The Phoenix in the @ERCountyLeague Junior Country Cup against @cliffefc.

UP THE PHOENIX 🔴🔵

#TSNP

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Just bought this XL BULLY GOAT GRUFF off Crack Head dave

[Leeds, That! 🏆 @leedsthat]

Leeds United: You’re not for sale Willy.

Willy:

[Pocklington Town AFC @PockTownAFC]

If anyone knows who this person is, can you please contact us directly
We're interested in speaking to them regarding an issue that took place at the club on Wednesday 9th August thanks
@GilboPhoenixFC
@HumberbeatERYS

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

If Americans are going to keep coming over here and taking over our football clubs, all I ask is that they tone down the upbeat, motivational LinkedIn-style speeches.

England is a miserable country full of miserable people - please respect our culture.

[ayrron ord @AyrronO]

Fucking hell like that transit map on black ops 2 zombies

[Rob Gwynne @rob_gwynne89]

Defoe having to bite his tongue hearing this nonsense. The 2 number 10 positions?

[m @matheryooooooo]

hi @uefa I was next to the West Ham fan that threw a coin a Biraghi's head, his name is James Corden