kieranda

mu alum

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

sorry for being off pudding

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Zion @zionszzn]

fuck sex can I do my British accent around u 😭 is that awroight wiff yeww

[barley @barleywheatling]

does it ever stop feeling like this

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

My poop smells like shit 🤢

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Put a load in this guy 😂

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up petting their peeve

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

it’s 92° outside and i’m hearing thunder. It’s finna be raining bone broth outside.

[solé @layxsnv]

It’s so hot I’m about to shove an AC up my ASS

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t give a single shit what the Bible says about anything.

[miia @miiagarro]

it’s hard being a lovebug in a world full of roaches

[✧ @aesttics]

no one:

my legs:

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i stand erected

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work