kier

shark lover, blue cheese hater.

[kier @kierstenfarris]

the foreshadowing none of us noticed until it was too late😭 #strangerthingsseason4

[kier @kierstenfarris]

let’s stop traffic with mama

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“Your body, my choice”

yeah how about your jaw, my fist

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

Who the fuck got jake paul pregnant

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[latke @latkedelrey]

he’s doing the apple dance

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚔 @arikbeyhive]

This is like out of a cartoon I can’t stop laughing

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Putting together a thread of the best Trump conviction tweets

[angel @angelmendoza___]

your honor what my client really needs is a femininomenon

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

never letting spotify create a playlist name again

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.

[annamarie forcino @ann_forcino]

“Smile if you’re a danger to children!”

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

why the fuck would you stick a feather in your cap and call it macaroni

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

i’ll give you a thousand guesses. you will never guess the song that is playing in this video