kiersten

6th grade spell bowl champ // chipotle plastic fork enthusiast

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

When I was younger I thought Olive Garden was a luxury because there wasn’t one in my town and I think that explains a lot about me

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

@kaygirl38 at least give me some credit

[Purdue Men's Basketball @BoilerBall]

💥💥💥💥💥

WE'RE PLAYING FOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ON MONDAY NIGHT!

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

just said ope sorry on the subway in NYC and got punched in the face by a homeless man

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

@kaygirl38 is it comfy

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

Having 4 kids in the family sucks for road trips and hotel rooms but really comes in handy when you forgot to get your dad a Father’s Day present

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

sometimes I just say random letters at the eye doctor even when I can’t see anything so they don’t think I’m stupid

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

@ShelbyLShort_ @SouthwestAir more like Southworst

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@eansoutherland SPOILERMAKERS BABY

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

The worst part about having a difficult to pronounce name is you never know what the Starbucks workers are going to say when your coffee is ready

[James @CaucasianJames]

made merch with @MillerLite and i’m incredibly excited about it. this in fact might be my peak. cheers! #MillerPartner

https://t.co/LSsz7LvRDs

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

Only had 2 family members ask if I was next at my brothers wedding I’d call that a success

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

People who know more about me than my close friends
- hair dresser
- random coworker I chose week 1 on the job
- jess from european wax center

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

The craziest part about working from home is that if I died my coworkers would probably just think I’m not logging in for the day

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

just wanted to let all my female followers know it’s okay to not want a child, even if the Supreme Court and your conservative uncle don’t agree

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people who grew up without TVs in their rooms have such a superiority complex

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

was very brave today

(didn’t order an alcoholic beverage at dinner)

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

stop waiting for special occasions to make buffalo chicken dip!!

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

calling every 7-eleven I pass in chicago my local bodega to make new yorkers mad

[kiersten @kierstmerida]

My favorite part about summer is the switch from heat to AC