kieryn (they/them)

no thoughts head empty

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

my bg3 tavs

[Theo @Theodore1jensen]

bitterns are naturally predisposed to looking like freaks.
they walk like perverts too

[Rhiannon 🏳️‍🌈💪 @UnionRhiannon]

Jimothy commands it.

[✪४Cait⩔⍟ CEO of Magician!Seb 🎩🪄 @TerrysBowTie]

Me about to beat his ass

[mitchie @mugiwarasol_]

LEGO Jimothy

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Marty✨ @figanthecigfigs]

Ricky Matsui I know that’s you

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[lex (pinned!) ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[blaire🤍💙#1 vesper elaina de rolo stan @bluebear1516]

#criticalrolespoilers

teor on his way to the heavyside layer to be reborn and come back to a different jellicle life

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I love when kitties clean between their toe beans and get their teeth all in there like nehnehnehnehn.

[spout | c4 & c2! @prodhawks]

why is he looking at me like this is my fault

[🌿• Sammi •🌿 @temultuouspanic]

coming to a theater near you

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care