kieran Woolley

We spend our lives acting rationally In response to a world we recognise but no longer exists

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@83colonel Not think Barry has been less worse than Beto last 2 games😂? Beto may have scored a few last year. But offers absolutely nothing in terms of footballing ability

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@SkyBet can you get me odds on Everton to finish higher than Liverpool this season? I'd take anything higher than 11/8

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

When you hire for the sign making job - you would expect spelling to be higher on the priority list @WirralCouncil

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

A small part of me wants Woakes to come in and bat one handed with 1 run to go 🏏 #ENGvIND

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

That first season from Luca Brecel vs Ding is one of the best performances the Crucible will ever see #snookerworldchampionship

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

This has not aged well as the Crucible Curse is stronger than ever 😂

[TWSportsManagement @TWSportsManager]

Curses are made to be broken….

@KyrenWilson

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

This Sunday is Easter & 4/20. Church is gonna be crackers for those who celebrate both 🌿🐣

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

This England cricket squad has some serious problems. Full of talent and consistently shite #ChampionsTrophy2025

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Moyes back ✅
Everton winning ✅
Goodison in the sun ✅
Retro PL ball ✅

Feel like I'm reliving my childhood 🔵😍

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@BarryDo77006315 @LR_Dempsey Erm he might go on loan or something before that. That's when another club (probably below PL standard) borrows the player for a period of time and he can get competitive experience, win/win. Let me know if you have any more questions, UTFT 🔵👍

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@BarryDo77006315 @LR_Dempsey Yes, that is pretty much exactly right - he is on the bench to see what it's like to be a big boy and get match-day experience. So when he is ready, it isn't as daunting. Think they call it development or something 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@BarryDo77006315 @LR_Dempsey This is a terrible take btw, Sherrif is not embarrassed about not being put on ahead of a man who's played 10 years of premier league football 🤣

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

@EllBretland Overall though - We need a striker desperately, apart from his goals, he does not have the quality we need a No.9 to have if we're going to compete. Made up for the lad, but we need a better striker in this window. He will not see us through to Summer.

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Everton paid Jean Phillipe Gbamin £15,600,000 and during that time he made 101 first team passes. Meaning Moshiri paid around £154,000 per pass. Up the toffees 🔵

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Prime MVG was scary

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

⏮️ When Michael van Gerwen threw SEVENTEEN perfect darts 🤯🎯

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

🎯 The BIGGER 180 🎯

We donated £1MILLION to @ProstateUK last year. Now we're going even bigger!

We're putting up £180k for EVERY 9-darter - shared between player, a fan in crowd & @ProstateUK.

And STILL donating £1k for every 180!

@OfficialPDC | @SkySports | 18+ GambleAware

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Darts is only on the sporting map because of the crowds / atmosphere. De Decker can't ask for them to be quiet because the crowd likes his opposition more than him.

If darting crowds had to be silent, Grand Slam ticket sales would drop by 99%.

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Pickford saving a Gordon will be better viewing than going to watch Oasis live. I'll take that memory to the grave 🧤🔵

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

Looks like a group of kids going to Pizza Hut without their parents for the first time

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I love how the whole Real Madrid squad turns up to support each others events, more proof of how great the dressing room atmosphere is.

[kieran Woolley @Kiewoolley95]

😍 @NeilsonVounaki #GoodEnergy