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Chelsea Fan 💪

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@kijana_misa @CourtHelicopter 😂😂😂

[ROY @kigenJrn]

Yoo mlisema Siri ni kulipia blue budget

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KURA has announced partial road closures in Nairobi:

— Kenyatta Avenue, Valley Road and Jakaya Kikwete Road: closed for 8 months from June 12.

— Haile Selassie Avenue: closed for 4 months from June 12.

— Ngong Road (between Windy Ridge and Westwood Park Road): closed for 1 week from June 11.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

A woman has shared her emotional journey of returning to her village with nothing left, saying she is fearful about the future but determined to start over and rebuild her life.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Boss lady shared a video of her sharp girl house help doing the unthinkable with the food she asked her to prepare.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This is interesting

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@georgediano And other stories 😅😅

[not_Dante.™🇰🇪 @5_KIBET]

Kama si twitter singewai ona good morning text mamae🤣💔

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@georgediano Kila mtu anataka akuje sharp girl

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Mambo ya hawa wanafunzi iangaliwe kabisa mpaka food ni kidogo na cabbage 🥬 bila nyama

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I remember during my time at Cheptenye Boys, when we break for holidays or half-term, my first stopover would be at Meralis restaurant to eat chips masala and soda Madiaba. After that, I would board the next shuttle straight to Nakuru and stop by my mother’s office at Teleposta, where she would take me to Rift Fries for another plate of chips kuku. I would then spend the rest of the holiday with my homeboys playing PS and exchanging the latest series.

On Sunday afternoons, we would sneak out for jam sessions at Club Dimples, where we would enjoy Fanta and dance like mad people hadi magizani. Meeting girls was rare. In fact, I first saw a naked woman with my own eyes one year after finishing high school. Her name was Eunice,, one of the most beautiful women in London Estate at that time.

Today, things have changed. Students as young as 14 indulge in adult activities. Immediately after school breaks, their first stop is the nearby wines and spirits shop to quench their thirst for Kanamba special. They then spend the rest of the holiday watching porn and indulging in horizontal engineering like nobody’s business.

That’s why, when the holidays end and they return to school, they start plotting how to escape or go on strike. We are heading into a very dangerous era as a country. The government should introduce nyahunyo back to schools. Hadi wagithomo ameingia bar kurombosa? Sisi tulikua tunapigwa kama mwizi wa kibeti pale archives,, that's why it was rare to find an indisciplined kid.

[ROY @kigenJrn]

Huyu sasa ni sharp boy 😅 250 million

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@Osama_otero 50 billion ziko kwake

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@georgediano Ni God sikuzote 😅

[ROY @kigenJrn]

Sharp boys are overdoing

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Hawa ndio inasemekana hawakua wanajua Kile wanafanya?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

The little girl is making so much sense

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@georgediano 😂

[ROY @kigenJrn]

@Entr_dawood Hii ni manslaughter. Watafungwa around 10 to 20 years