Eddy

Live love and lough

[Tochukwu♞ @devtochukwu]

+1

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me:

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

Last time I laid on a girl chest I heard a nigga in there laughing at me

[Jaylor Rana @UnpaidPhilosphr]

I’ll get hate for this, but let’s not sugarcoat it: gender equality exists because men chose to institutionalize it. If men collectively decided tomorrow that gender equality should cease to exist, women couldn’t do much about it. That’s the uncomfortable reality of power.

[Eddy @kiibbeett]

@Habanero_squash @Makiadi_ 😂😂😂😂

[00XY @kaloski8]

Just to let you know, if one day someone comes up to you and try to sprinkle ashes down your cleavage, it means I died and my next of kin chose to honor my final wish

[Ricoo @Ricoo6996]

@kaloski8 Never in a million years would my brain have thought of ordering the 26 letters of the alphabet in this particular way to form this Magnificent sentence

[. @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club

[Eddy @kiibbeett]

@KeKirwa The hundred

[kcee @Kene_404]

My professor opening my exam sheet and realizing he's the dragon warrior 😂🐼

[Wayward @Hustleorbeg77]

When you finally get rich but you're not even surprised because you knew it was going to happen.

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

This hun just showed up at my place with groceries . I feel bad for her because she is going all out for someone who doesn’t care about her. Being part of her karma and character development is a privilege that I dont take lightly. Its an honour 🙏🏽

[SimeoneSZN #MarescaOUT #AndersonOUT #VianaOUT @SimeoneSZN6]

Enzo Fernandez when doku asks for the ball:

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea FC: Brand New Season

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Good! Now listen, At some point in life you will face defeat. Its almost guaranteed for every man,You will lose friendships,question your purpose,feel detached from your partner(s), envy death,try working with little outcome showing,try to forsee your future and you’ll barely see anything that doesn’t entail suffering. You’ll feel the defeat. Now at this point,this is where most men fail. They fall to alcoholism,others suicide,others make very terrible decisions because they’re easy,like a neighbor of mine joining Al shabaab

But this particular point is what I call the Rubicon. When Julius ceasar finished his campaign,he wanted to come back and rule Rome. And the roman senators warned him,that if he crossed this Rubicon river,there would be no coming back from it,it was treason. He made a tough decision to cross it anyway and conqured Rome. So when you as a man overcome this stage,the Rubicon stage,your life changes.

There are things you will expirience,people you will meet,that you never thought you would. You will regret having contemplated suicide. Na hii sio jaba, True story!

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

“Filisika ujue tabia za mkeo”

Never take those matatu stickers for granted.

[Klvan @Nat_cfc]

Those 17 minutes when it was still 2-2 against PSG at the Parc des Princes.

[wuzie @crypt0wu]

being 25 without a screenshot of money you no longer have means you skipped character development

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

When u buy expensive headphones and suddenly start hearing sounds in songs u never even noticed before

[1017 🚁ひ @bluegeaux]

woke up and checked my gmail instead of instagram